such amaze,much random, very blog,0mg!
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steven:

steven:

what if you could pop your eyeballs out of your skull and put another person’s eyeballs in and see what they see but then you realize they see things completely differently and you just want your old eyeballs back but they’re stuck and you can’t get them out and now you have to live with someone else’s eyeballs

i think i’ve just accidentally written an episode of American Horror Story

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whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.