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manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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ughsocialjustice:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

Exactly this, but with less profanity. If your significant other is not pressing your buttons - let them know. Sometimes it’s not even your partners’ fault. Sometimes (for both genders) they do not feel comfortable orgasming during sex - it took my boyfriend months before he could get over his nerves, despite the fact I am on the pill and we always use condoms. He had a bad ex who tried to trap him into marriage by literally trapping him under her during sex. Due to that, he was never comfort ejaculating during intercourse. Some women find it difficult to “allow” themselves to orgasm because of the fear you are about to urinate. There are always reasons, and you should always discuss them with your partner so that you both can be comfortable and not have to lie to each other.~ Tartarus

Sex takes communication. Bottom line. No one is a mind reader. If you expect your partner to just magically know what gets you off- you live in fantasy land. Unless you VERBALIZE it and/or SHOW them, they’ll never know. 
This is not a hard one.
-the Polish one

ughsocialjustice:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  

HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS

ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

Exactly this, but with less profanity.
If your significant other is not pressing your buttons - let them know.

Sometimes it’s not even your partners’ fault. Sometimes (for both genders) they do not feel comfortable orgasming during sex - it took my boyfriend months before he could get over his nerves, despite the fact I am on the pill and we always use condoms. He had a bad ex who tried to trap him into marriage by literally trapping him under her during sex. Due to that, he was never comfort ejaculating during intercourse.
Some women find it difficult to “allow” themselves to orgasm because of the fear you are about to urinate.

There are always reasons, and you should always discuss them with your partner so that you both can be comfortable and not have to lie to each other.

~ Tartarus

Sex takes communication. Bottom line. No one is a mind reader. If you expect your partner to just magically know what gets you off- you live in fantasy land. Unless you VERBALIZE it and/or SHOW them, they’ll never know. 

This is not a hard one.

-the Polish one